I'm SOOO NOT a Fashion Blogger.

Salam to my readers :))

First and foremost, yes, I heard you, Imma in my holiday mode, so that is why you may see a lot of updates/ posts within this week. To bridge my contents and the title of this post, I would like to comment on a certain pattern(s) of being an acknowledged writers, tho, I'm not the one. Yes, my blog lacks many things, which most of the typical writers possessed- the ability to project their ideas properly and a good command in the use of language.

I'm so not a good writer.*tsk*

Yes, its a shame because I'm majoring in Lingustic. English Linguistic lagiii!!! O damn you Farah, for God's sake, its a sin for you to make any typo and ungrammatical sentences!! And yet, you did/do it again and again and again. My Enggerish is not that good, I know, I know, and I talk a lot of nonsense, gibberish and rubbish words and sentences I know I know...but at least, I try to blog using my 2nd language and I try to improve it, yes?

As you can see in today's era, many people own blog which serves as their personal diary, or a place to share their moments, interests and experiences. It depends, as long as there are something "worth" stories to convey to the readers. Plus, there are also a "business blogs" where the owner sells many uptrend fashion styles- from various kinds of cute clothes (esp. Korean and Japanese made), hijab/ shawls, accessories and bags. Yes, a LOTTT of woman's stuffs. And it's getting bigger and bigger and common phenomena in Malaysia nowadays. Good improvement yes? because it allows many people to make a halal business from many levels of age. Like, we can see a lot of students in university and college have their hijab/shawl business through blogging. Cool stuff.

Not only that, there are some blogger who writes/wrote about fashion, and usually, this kind of blogger loves trendy styles. Sometimes they themselves are so called model for her blog. So, in my opinion, I can say that there are at least 3 types of blogger- 1) The Lame Blogger, 2) The Fashion Blogger, and 3) The Parodenius Blogger.

The first kind of blogger, The Lame one. Specifically, this type of blogger always talk nonsense on his/ her blog. They didn't have any crucial issues to talk and discuss about, so that's why they will end up in blogging about booring stuff *like anime and manga thingy*. They are not a frequent updater, as they don't give a f*ck what to writes about. The worst thing is that, this could be happened to YOU. *good example, this blog owner* :D

In contrast for the Lame blogger, The Douchbag loves to put a LOTTT of picture(s) of herself and her boyfriend(s)? at the sidebar. Their main issues usually about love(cinta), pakwe/makwe, frust menonggeng, ayat jiwangkaratyangmacampuaka and many many many things which makes the readers wanna puke. They too, probably not a frequent updater just like the Lame blogger, but this kind of blogger could happen among the teenage writer yang tak matang lagi or first time rasa pengalaman bercinta. *ouch*

The second type is The Fashion blogger, where many girls would nod and proud of being a fashionistass!! Yaww!! For the girls who wear scarfs, hijabs, shawls, they will always set themselves with the most current trendy styles, current hijab looks, current make up and etc. Usually, they love to picture themselves*a camwhore maybe?* with their girlfriends with DSLR camera and photoshopped the pictures in a vintage styles. Hana Tajima is their goddess to follow, because Hana is such a lovely and trendy girl with her cool British accents. A lot of Malaysian wannabe loves Hana Tajima!! Woot Woot!!

Yeah baby. And the most common thing about this blogger, they must be pretty, and kawaiii because they *maybe* a model/ muse for a novel photographer. They also put a lot of their pictures in blog, to show how cute they are. Heheh, no hard feelings ok, just take it as a compliments. They too, write about fashion stuffs, tips about this and that, and their language styles are similar like Hanis Zalikha's blog. Kalau xfaham, cuba baca and compare blog Hanis and Fatin Liyana's blog, or any other blogger yang seangkatan dengan mereka. A very very typical phenomena.

In contrast to The Fashion blogger, I wanna make it, hmm... just make it sounds elevated from the prior-The Brainy Fashionista, which means they too, loves fashion and stuffs, just like the Fashion blogger, but the brainy precedes better. They usually a creative and accomplished writer, PURE photographer*bukan yang pinjam DSLR orang lain pastu perasan amik gambar sendiri dan cakap, I loveee photographyy!! padahal nak handle DSLR masih lagi terkial-kial or guna automatic mode* and have a good commands in language samada English or Malay. Usually, their blog tak elaborate sangat macam The Fashion blogger because they tend to write in a short paragraph and simple, yet the meaning is much more deeper and they tend to choose a brainy names for their blog like Maria Elena is Greek Helen, and BUDU dan BELACAN by Sue Anna Joe instead of miszCuteGal and honeyfashionsta bla bla...You can see this blogger is natural, simple, steady, cool and not trying too hard(TTH) person, because mostly they are the pioneer of something, not the follower.

Last but not least, The Parodenius blogger aka The Parody+Genius blogger. Muahhaha!! This one memang awesome gila babs! Well, seperti title yang diberi, writer blog macam ni memang pandai mengutarakan sesuatu isu, whether controversial issues or sensitive one, they just don't give a DAMN to speak out the truth. Naturally, they are brilliant of course, and they represent a realistic people in a real life. Bukannya tulis kat blog pasal satu isu, tapi masih lagi cover2 tentang kebenaran. They tend to use vulgar words, you know what and surprisingly, many people actually don't mind about it. *Maybe because of they know how to use those kind of words in proper settings which makes it don't look like a vulgar words*

Well, it is hard to be a prolific writer, like this guy which I really, really adore- Aidid Muaddib. He can be considered as an "intelligent", factual and realistic writer which conveys the issues on MLM. Everything he writes about something, there will be a WOW factor...I mean that he explains his words in an easy going manners and understandable. But, at the same time, he uses a lot of swear words, which I find it very amusing, and entertaining :D Seriously, where will you find a blog which brings a serious issues to discuss like the scientific explanation together with the word such as *sshole, dumb*uck, madefaker and bi*ch in a single sentences? Another blogger is Obefiend's Blog Serius and FOA. Dia pun sangat cool dan brainy type.

Awesome guy. Seriously!

The contrast for The Parodenius blogger is The Holier-Than-Thou blogger, where, they are also a very brilliant one, but perasan bagus. Usually this blogger is from a bunch of religiousfags/ ustards, yang kononnya alim dan bagus dalam bidang agama tapi sebenarnya tak tahu menahu pasal sepak terajang reality of life. They tend to have a bad views toward the Parodenius blogger because they can't stand on the language styles and the use of many vulgar words from them. When they comments, they will accuse and "menjatuhkan" hukum may you rot in hell and relates to ayat Quran and Hadith for their so called "inappropiate used of language" , but, at the same time, they too, a two faces loser and hypocrites.

For example, they say couple is haromm, yes of course it is haromm. But behind the back, they actually did/do it worse from the non-religious person. Puh-leasee. Don't say I just made up this story, at my university ramai je buat keje ni. huh. But, of course, not all people, some of them are very2 good and nice, they approach people in a good, proper way. But what makes me RAGEEE about is the "holier-than-thou" person did not even care and know how to conduct a proper and acceptable way so called "berdakwah". They didn't even reflect the religious teaching because they cannot think and argue logically, factually and most important thing is that, they don't know how to fight fairly. Fairly means, if you want to advice people, don't simply rely on Quran and Hadith, unless your fiend knows how to deal in the same way.

To put simply, the holier-than-thou is an as*hole and a jerk. They cannot make a sense decision, for example when they read Quran, they will make sure his/her voice would reach everyone's eardrum to wake them up from sleeping mode or study mode. As a result, it would make his/her roommates reallyyy annoyed but that does not mean that they do not like the Quranic citation, they just get angry with this "holier-than-thou" person who reads the Quran in a very high volumes. But the roommates doen not want to argue much because they know that the typical answer which will came out from this bastard's mouth is the answer in a "holistic" and Islamic manner. Is this even fair to you?

Ok, just let the answers hanging and let the readers think about it yeah?

That's all for now, and if you have any comments, do project!